Programs. Get your programs. You can’t tell the players – in a game, or the Joe Biden regime – without a program.
And here are the players.
DisinJenuous (Jen) Psaki: White House Press Secretary. Known to torture the facts. At first insisted no Americans were stranded in Afghanistan. Since has modified that to some might be left behind when the Taliban’s Aug. 31 deadline for the U.S. to get out has passed. No big deal and obviously she considers all who ask about this topic as being quite ridiculous. Runs press briefings (stonewall sessions) when she’s not vacationing during the crisis of the moment.
DR JILL BIDEN: First lady even though she’s Joe Biden’s second wife. Insists on being referred to as DR. JILL BIDEN, especially when addressing anything having to do with COVID-19. Seems to believe that her doctorate, even though it’s in something called “educational leadership,” gives her the credentials to issue medical advice – more correctly demands.
Joe Kabul Fool Biden: President, at least he holds the official title. Adds to his Kabul Fool credentials every time he opens his mouth and tries to insist the U.S. running out of Afghanistan, leaving people, equipment, buildings, facilities and likely money, behind isn’t nearly as bad as it looks.
Dr. Anthony Fauci: The director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases actually is a medical doctor – eat your heart out DR. JILL BIDEN. But Fauci’s advice is just as suspect as DR. JILL’S. Known to offer input to the public, then contradict himself within days. Would like to see those disdaining the COVID-19 vaccines segregated into leper colonies. Thinks if one mask or vaccine is good eight or ten are even better. Meanwhile, he continues to ignore evidence that large numbers of vaccinated people are contracting COVID-19’s assorted variants. Could give Joe Biden a run for Kabul Fool title if he veers into discussing that disaster instead of the Biden regime’s disastrous response to COVID-19.
General Mark Milley: Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, whose group is charged with providing military advice to the president. Most recently, Milley and his gang saw nothing to indicate the Afghanistan government would collapse in 11 days. Perhaps that’s because Milley and company have been too busy trying to turn the various military branches into acolytes of the Woke movement, content it seems that future wars can be fought successfully with social justice warriors instead of traditional troops. Milley ought to keep track of how the requests to the Taliban to be civil with the Afghan populace are met. This guy couldn’t lead a Boy Scout troop, but here he is with the president’s ear, likely getting a cold from the breeze blowing through Biden’s empty cranium.
Kamala Harris: Vice president. Her disappearing acts are becoming legendary, sparking hints that soon we will have a Where’s Kamala? series to replicate the children’s classic Where’s Waldo? Likes to be referred to as President-in-waiting.
Lloyd Austin: Secretary of Defense. We’d be better off with Austin Powers in that role.
Janet Yellen: Secretary of the Treasury. Between this job, and her former title of Chairman of the Federal Reserve, her money creation/spending excess is to be celebrated every time you see the price on essentials and luxuries you purchase rise at accelerating rates.
Antony Blinken: Secretary of State. Told the media he had “been on the phone with President Karzai” the day before the Afghanistan government fell, adding that Karzai was gone the next day and the administration collapsed. Karzai has not been Afghanistan’s president since September 2014. We apparently settled for Blinken in this role because Wynken and Nod were unavailable.