The Strange Affinity Of Biden’s Cranium And Colon

Joe Biden’s colonoscopy Friday was a failure, with doctors unable to pull the Pathetic President’s head from his nether region.

How else to explain Biden’s rush to double down on his confused, doctrinaire assessment of the Kyle Rittenhouse trial?

To recap, Rittenhouse, who somehow had been charged with multiple crimes simply for protecting himself against crazed protesters, was acquitted. It was the only reasonable result.

But it’s not reasonable when you’re Clueless Joe Biden, beholden to left-wing zealots in your party, and wholly unable to make an informed decision due to declining mental faculties.

Biden, walking in the steps of his hero Barack Hussein Obama (who once said if he had a son, that son would be a hood, or words to that effect), had rushed to judgment pre-trial, branding Rittenhouse a white supremacist and other such inflammatory terms.

A rational individual, having seen footage of Rittenhouse being shot at, assaulted with a skateboard and chased through the streets by mob members, might have backed off a tad on this assessment. A sane individual might have listened to testimony that rioters were aggressors and Rittenhouse acted in self-defense.

But it’s been quite some time since anyone could use rational, or sane to describe Joe Biden.

Biden professed to be “angry and concerned” by the Rittenhouse verdict. Translation: It doesn’t comport with the leftist view of the world, so facts be damned, the guy should have been fried!

The reality for anyone willing to check their partisanship at the door, something too many news outlets cannot manage, was that Rittenhouse was more victim in this case than criminal. If we’re going to cede the streets to rioters and pillory any who would stand up to them, this nation is on the verge of Civil War II.

If, instead, we’re going to respect the law, then Rittenhouse stands as an example of the legal system getting it right, even though it took an inexplicably long time to get there.

People who should know better spent a lot of time mis-stating this case for public consumption. I cannot confirm from personal observation, but my son noted the usual suspects were all over social media in the wake of the verdict proving again that outlets such as Facebook and Twitter are the megaphones for morons.

The less inhabitants of social media know about a topic, the louder and more strident their views. These digital fools railed about the Rittenhouse acquittal.

Threats of more violence have been made. I’m counting on Biden and his crew to give tacit approval to such lawless actions by declining to demand civil order or prosecute those who riot.

Apparently, the Rittenhouse haters were unbothered by attempts to injure him that night, or since to deny him various rights guaranteed in the Constitution – not just guaranteed to those on the fringe left looking to take down this country.

And now we await the trial aftermath, with opportunists ready to take to the streets and loot stores in the name of “justice.”

For any would-be Kyle Rittenhouses out there, stay home and don’t waste your time trying to go out and protect the rights and property of others. Wait for the rioters to reach your home, observe their forcible entry, then show them the door the hard way.

Let’s Go, Brandon!