Viral Police Sing: Scare Them All For The Holiday

Blogger’s note: In the spirit of the holiday season, today we continue a series of current events updates on past Christmas standards, both the songs and a poem or two.

In this installment we pay homage to the government’s opportunism in seizing the holiday season to further their scare campaign.

TITLE: SCARE THEM ALL FOR THE HOLIDAY (To be sung to the tune of Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree).

(First verse) Running away from the family,

On this Christmas holiday.

Letting them wait out in the snow,

While you check that they’re OK.

(Second verse) Sticking it to the family,

On this Christmas holiday.

Can’t take a chance while COVID reigns,

Though it takes so few away.

(Chorus) You should get a guilty shameful feeling when you start,

shoving swabs right up their nostrils,

acts that once were judged as hostile.

(Third verse) Dancing around the vaccine tree,

You all must get your jabs.

‘Cause if you don’t, you all will die,

and we’ll put it on your tabs.

(Fourth verse) Fauci and Zients spread their doom,

each a sad look on his face.

Best you should stay at home alone,

And just not go anyplace.

(Chorus) We’ll be sad when we can no longer scare you with our tales,

that run right in the face of science,

and take away your self-reliance.

(Fifth verse) Rockin’ around the propaganda tree,

Trying to scare you ’til you’re dead.

The virus won’t do that this we know,

So we plant fear in your head.