Blogger’s note: Christmas nears. Today we offer an update on The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire). If only Nat “King” Cole were still around to sing it.
THE COVID SONG (To be sung to the tune of The Christmas Song).
(Verse) Leftists coming down with COVID now,
Despite taking all their shots.
Instead of owning right up to the truth,
They now want to vax up all the youth.
Everyone should know that these vaccines they just don’t work,
Aren’t worth getting after all.
But they insist just get more and more,
And maybe then your masks can fall.
(Bridge) They know that Fauci’s on his way.
He’s loaded lots of jabs and bullets on his tray.
And if you doth protest you’re gonna find,
You’ve put your freedom right there on the line.
(Chorus) And so they warn you now to toe the line,
If you don’t want to pay the cost.
Take your shots and just shut up,
Or it will truly be your loss.
(Bridge II) Again, Fauci’s on his way,
You can’t move without first getting his OK.
He is power-drunk — a grumpy elf,
We’d like to put him away on the shelf.
(Chorus II) A day will come when all this grief,
Is put quite firmly in the past.
Until that the day the best you can do,
Is recognize Fauci’s an ass.