Old MacDonald Made Some News

The news is populated with entertaining stories, almost as many as there are amusing animals in the Old MacDonald Had A Farm song.

Let’s marry the two.

AOC she has CO-VID.

E-I-E-I-O.

Went down south and flipped her lid.

E-I-E-I-O.

She went mask-less here, mask-less there.

Here no mask. There no mask. Everywhere no mask, mask.

AOC she has CO-VID.

E-I-E-I-O.

Hunter, Joe and Kazakhstan

E-I-E-I-O.

Making dough, they had a plan.

E-I-E-I-O.

’twas a photo op here, a photo op there.

Here an op. There an op. Everywhere an op, op.

Hunter, Joe and Kazakhstan

E-I-E-I-O.

Nancy P. will send you dough.

E-I-E-I-O.

To buy votes both to and fro.

E-I-E-I-O.

With a handout here and a handout there.

Here some pork. There some pork. Everywhere some pork, pork.

Nancy P. will send you dough.

E-I-E-I-O.

Chi-town teachers won’t attend.

E-I-E-I-O.

This demand they will not bend.

E-I-E-I-O.

With a virus scare here, a virus scare there.

Here a scare. There a scare. Everywhere a scare, scare.

Chi-town teachers won’t attend.

E-I-E-I-O.