Has Anyone Seen The Russians?

While waiting for that promised Russian invasion of Ukraine (and waiting, and waiting), let’s amuse ourselves with a look at the news.

DATELINE LOUISVILLE: A former Black Lives Matter figure, gun control activist and candidate for this city’s metro council has been charged with attempted murder for allegedly shooting at a mayoral candidate. The guy’s name is Quintez Brown.

Holy Hypocrisy, Batman. Never fear, though, because reports say BLM, bolstered by some of Hillary Clinton’s posse, are headed to bail out Brown with a $100,000 cashiers check. Guess we know where some of those unaccounted-for BLM donations went.

DATELINE SAN FRANCISCO: Outraged voters recalled three school board members whose draconian COVID measures grated on the masses. Specifically, the trio were more interested in renaming schools and “fixing” high achieving schools to bring them back to the pack than they were in reopening schools to students.

Marie Antoinette Pelosi even as I type no doubt is dealing with a case of the vapors by hanging out in front of her $25,000 freezer and inhaling a few gallons of that $15-a-pint ice cream her highness prefers to use to cope with things not going her way.

DATELINE WASHINGTON: Project Veritas strikes again. This time the purveyors of truth have a Food and Drug Administration executive on undercover video telling us how Biden and his gang will mandate annual COVID shots for toddlers on up through adults. Sure, the vaccine mandates don’t prevent infection, or hospitalization, but they do create a lot of demand for product.

My, won’t the drug companies be happy!

DATELINE FLORIDA: The state with the most freedom from COVID paranoia is reporting record tourism as folks from fascist-controlled states flock south for a chance to live mask-less again.

Among the hypocrites observed going mask-less and taking advantage of Florida’s freedom were Michigan governor Gretchen Whitmer, CNN shill Don Lemon, and California House hack Eric Swalwell.

DATELINE NEW YORK: A report in the New York Times says Chris Cuomo is alleged to have sexually assaulted a young female staffer when he worked at ABC news in 2011.

This might have played a part in CNN pulling the ripcord on Chris, whose ouster was at the time largely blamed on his aiding his older brother Andrew’s PR effort to combat – – sexual assault allegations. Oh, Fredo!

DATELINE USA: A Heartland Institute analysis reports that Clueless Joe Biden’s energy policy added about $1,000 to the expenses of the average American family in 2021, a fact clear to anyone who puts gasoline in a car, heats a home or pays an electric bill.

Who knew that canceling pipelines, restricting drilling for oil and natural gas and limiting lease opportunities, not to mention stiffening environmental regulations and looking to hike royalty payments would lead to higher prices? Answer – anyone with a functioning brain.