Is That Biden Or Charlie McCarthy?

These are curious, confused times in which we live.

Consider:

Lame Duck Liz Cheney thinks she’s Abraham Lincoln.

Clueless Joe Biden thinks he’s Napoleon.

T-shirt guy Zelenskyy thinks he’s Stanley Kowalski.

Nancy Pelosi thinks she’s Cinderella in need of an escort.

Pelosi’s husband thinks he’s Foster Brooks in need of a drink.

Anthony Fauci thinks he’s Albert Schweitzer, Jonas Salk and Florence Nightingale (on the last, ever see Fauci throw a baseball?) all rolled into one, but is willing to take a chance we will be able to struggle through without him once he stops collecting a bloated bureaucratic paycheck and moves to a bloated bureaucratic pension come December

Our Federal government thinks it’s a real life version of cartoon character Wimpy, he of the “I’ll gladly pay you Thursday for a hamburger today.”

Apple employees think they’re so many hermit crabs, eager to stay home despite the company’s orders for them to return to their offices now that the deadly COVID hysteria has passed.

Federal Reserve chairman Jerome Powell thinks he’s Harry Houdini, able to escape from the inflation straitjacket without dislocating either his shoulders or the economy.

The Census Bureau employees think they belong in the Math Is Racist camp, all the better to explain recently admitting that the 2020 census overcounted populations in eight states and undercounted six. All but one overcounted state just happens to be Democratic dominated. All but one undercounted state miraculously is Republican dominated. And, yes, Clueless Joe Biden’s Delaware, where he spends more time these days than at the White House, led the overcount list with a 5.45-percent error in the way of extra people. This only affects federal aid, representation in Congress, electoral votes, etc. So, no big deal, right?

FBI director Christopher Wray thinks he’s actress Fay Wray of “King Kong” fame, eagerly awaiting the chance to hitch a ride on the latest Democratic ape and ascend a tall building to swat at Trump biplanes.

And last, DR. JILL BIDEN thinks she’s a latter-day Edgar Bergen, her hand rammed fully up Clueless Joe’s nether regions, the better to animate him a la Charlie McCarthy.