Oh, The Twitter Twits And Meta Morons

There is great angst among the left-wing social media nerd community, producing great amusement among the rest of us.

Begin with Twitter. Remember all those coddled social justice warriors who got paid to sleep at their desks, read Chairman Mao’s Little Red Book, and censor any who did not slavishly agree with their left-wing ideology?

Remember their horror when Elon Musk proposed buying Twitter, for a ridiculously overvalued price, and all those Twits threatening to quit if Musk succeeded?

Like so many other leftists, the Twitter tykes were revealed for possessing hyperbolic mouths and minuscule backbones. It’s the latest version of all the celebrities, many on the B-list, who were going to leave the United States if Donald Trump won the presidency in his first campaign.

He did. They didn’t.

Similarly, the Twitter resignations have been virtually nonexistent. As they used to say in the street racing scene, money talks and BS walks.

But Musk, in a you-can’t-quit-you’re-fired moment, laid off about half the staff of Twitter, not trusting the (insert pronoun of choice here) to be true to their words.

Instead of being grateful for the opportunity to collect unemployment while they, to borrow a favorite phrase of former Steelers coach Chuck Noll, moved on with their life’s work, the Twitter twits curled up in the fetal position, sucked their thumbs and went to court alleging wrongful things.

The lapdog media now is reporting that some supposedly are being asked to return because Musk’s meat cleaver cut some muscle along with all the fat.

Make no mistake, Musk is not looking like a genius for his Twitter purchase. That doesn’t change the facts, those being that Twitter was a left-wing power center posing as a social media company.

If Musk has neutered Twitter, albeit at the risk of losing great portions of his personal wealth, so be it. Thanks for falling on the sword, Elon.

On the subject of social media idiocy, Meta (AKA Facebook) is seeing its market capitalization sliced by $800 billion, give or take, as ZuckerChild insists on his quest to develop and profit from some sort of digital alternate reality dubbed Meta.

What is Meta? No one can really say.

What can be said with absolute certainty is that investors don’t like the story and so ZuckerChild’s baby is being cut to ribbons in the stock market.

This reportedly has the Z-boy prepared to bring out his own ax and lop thousands of drones from the bloated Meta payroll.

As with Twitter, it is entertaining to see the Facebook crowd contemplating with horror the cold slap in the face of reality. These are people raised on participation trophies and receiving accolades for unending navel-gazing

Imagine how these leftist loons, already reeling from being brought back from mental Neverland, will react if the results from tomorrow’s mid-term elections are not good for their socialist Democratic party candidates.

Let the whining begin.