If Rudolph Were Packing

Scenes from Christmas-time:

Private guards armed with shotguns and semi-automatic rifles have been hired to patrol some Philadelphia gasoline stations as a response to out-of-control crime in Filthydelphia.

And, despite what the leftist media propagandists would have you believe, 93 percent of the respondents to an online survey on one city television station’s site approved of the armed guards.

It’s sort of like so many surveys have showed, contrary to the narrative, that the people who actually live in crime-infested neighborhoods don’t want the police de-funded.

Meanwhile, Clueless Joe Biden is too busy to be concerned with our out-of-control border with Mexico. He said so. Joe was devoting all his time to swapping an international criminal for Brittney Griner because she ticks all the boxes of the leftist Democratic electorate. Those would be she’s a flag-hating, black, lesbian, female.

Against this backdrop, I’m moved to initiate my annual offering of traditional Christmas carols updated for our times.

Today’s installment: Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer As Rambo

Rudolph the A-R owner, had a very potent gun,

And if the bad guys see it, they know that it’s time to run.

All of the leftist reindeer, used to give poor Rudolph grief,

They never dreamed his A-R, might someday save them from a thief.

Then one crime-ridden Christmas Eve, Santa came to say,

Rudolph with your gun so right, won’t you guard my sleigh tonight?

Then all the hoods they feared him, and they shouted ‘midst their flee,

Rudolph the A-R owner, you cause us great misery.