Today, a twin spin of traditional Christmas carols updated for our times.
First: JINGLE CASH (Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Blowing all your dough
In a leftist sort of way
O’er the budget we go
Laughing all the way
Critics make great points
That we’re buying votes
We don’t care just what they say
‘Cause we can print the notes, OHHHHHHH
Jingle cash, jingle cash
Jingle cash holds sway
The more we spend the more you vote
And most will come our way, hey!
Jingle cash, jingle cash
Jingle every day
We don’t care the nation’s broke
Or your future’s gone astray, hey!
Second: GOOD KING ELON MUSK (Sung to the tune of Good King Wenceslas)
Good King Elon Musk brought out
All the truth ’bout Twitter
How the censors did connive
To bury foes ‘neath litter
Did their best to lie and hide
All the truth ’twas posted
While the left was free to lie
But the right got ro-as-ted
Elon Musk, oh he did make
Twitter bums quite frantic
Posting truth just as he did
‘Bout their lying antics
It’s costing Musk a lot of cash
With the share price tanking
All his critics call him rash
But ’tis Musk we’re tha-nk-ing.
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