Two more modern adjustments to yuletide standards.
First: DECK THE DEMS (Sung to the tune of Deck the Halls)
Deck the halls with Hunter’s scrotum
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha
You will find it ‘neath his totem
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha
Dems and all they soon be findin’
Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha.
Truth revealed by laptop Biden
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha
Hunter is a curious creature
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha
Mostly he is just a leacher
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha
But ‘fore long he will discover
Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha
A last name’s not a foolproof cover
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha
Second: JOY TO THE FOOL (Sung to the tune of Joy to the World)
Sam Bankman-Fried is quite the fool
At least that’s what he claims
This is his whole defense, to many an offense
It is all hard to buy
It is all hard to buy
It is, it is, so hard to buy
Then there’s his hair, ’tis quite the mess
His bookkeeping’s no less
The look of both, is sad and quite bad
His story it doth stink
His story it doth stink
His story, his story, yes it doth stink
Now is the word, Sam’s coming home
To seek a better cell
Let all the aggrieved, spit in his eye
This man deserves the worst
This man deserves the worst
This man, this man, deserves the worst.
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