Today, yet another installment – likely the last for the year – of Christmas carols updated for our times.
First: WE WISH YOU A MASKHOLE CHRISTMAS (Sung to the tune of We Wish You A Merry Christmas)
We wish you a maskhole Christmas
We wish you a maskhole Christmas
We wish you a maskhole Christmas and a terror-filled year
Though the great virus scare, was way overblown
We wish you a maskhole Christmas and a terror-filled year
Oh bring us more Fauci warnings
Oh bring us more Fauci warnings
Oh bring us more Fauci warnings
To turn up the fear
Though the great virus scare, was way overblown
We wish you a maskhole Christmas and a terror-filled year
They won’t stop until they get some
They won’t stop until they get some
They won’t stop until they get some
Surrender to fear
We wish you a maskhole Christmas and a terror-filled year
Second: LEFTIST TYPES ARE COMING TO TOWN (Sung to the tune of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town)
You better watch out
You better not rest
You better not pout
Just give it your best
Leftist creeps are coming to town
They’re making their lists
They’re checking them twice
They’re gonna make up who’s naughty or nice
Leftist creeps are coming to town
They spy when you are sleeping
And more when you’re awake
They take big notes on all your posts
So don’t post for goodness sake
Oh, you’d better watch out
You’d better get straight
Otherwise you’ll be branded with hate
Leftist creeps are coming to town
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