It’s another day, another example of Clueless Joe Biden’s death by a thousand (classified) paper cuts.
Saturday, the Clueless One’s personal lawyers, who inexplicably have been given free rein in searching for more and more classified documents erroneously possessed by Biden, fessed up to having found six additional examples Friday in one of Biden’s homes.
Some, apparently were from Biden’s term as a senator.
Still no FBI raid or forcible entry, although I understand why the Feds are less interested in searching DR. JILL BIDEN’S pantry drawer than they were ruffling through unmentionables once worn by Melania Trump.
They may be political animals, but they aren’t stupid.
If you’re keeping track, this means documents have been found in Biden residences, in a garage with his prized car, and in an office he formerly used at a think tank funded hugely by China.
To borrow a pet phrase of Clueless Joe’s, Come on, man!
Word also has leaked out that feckless son Hunter spent time with the car and at the house at which it is headquartered, raising uncomfortable questions about this story becoming an inconvenient nexus of Bidens, questionable behavior and Chinese money.
It’s fair to speculate what revelations we will witness in coming days, with the usual stonewalling by White House Press Secretary Karine Gay Paris (pronounced Par-ee).
ITEM: Classified papers found in glove box of Biden’s classic Corvette.
WHITE HOUSE EXPLANATION: Joe thought it was paperwork documenting the mileage on the vehicle, which he may have to put up for auction to pay legal fees.
ITEM: Classified documents found on toilet paper rolls in the facilities on Air Force One.
WHITE HOUSE EXPLANATION: Clueless Joe was feeling guilty about all the carbon his jet was disgorging into the environment, so he was recycling the classified papers as toilet paper.
ITEM: Shredded classified documents found along the route of the parade egomaniacal Joe insisted on having as he was driven to his beach home.
WHITE HOUSE EXPLANATION: More green thinking, reusing classified papers for tickertape to feed the massive need for adoration of the Clueless One and DR. JILL BIDEN!!!!!!!
ITEM: Classified papers found in Hunter Biden’s room at one of The Big Guy’s mansions.
WHITE HOUSE EXPLANATION: Once again, it was a case of striking a blow for the environment. Instead of burning matches, or using a deadly gas stove, Hunter lit his crack pipe with self-combusting classified documents. Think of the destroying of message tapes on the intro to the old Mission: Impossible television series.
ITEM: After Clueless Joe wanders away from a podium amidst a speech, he leaves a sheaf of papers that are found to be, you guessed it, classified documents.
WHITE HOUSE EXPLANATION: We have none. Just take him away. Please.
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