It must be exhausting to be a democrat, awakening each day to the challenge of defending the indefensible.
To be a democrat in good standing, you must be willing to present the public face of having forgotten morality, legality and common sense.
On a daily basis, you find yourself rationalizing more videos of The Big Guy Biden, your party’s kahuna, freezing mid-sentence, falling down, offering to shake hands with someone who isn’t there, needing a guide to lead him off a stage, or playing loose with the facts by misstating his record.
If someone put a truth needle in your arm, you’d have to admit that you wouldn’t trust this guy to make it to the market and come back with a gallon of milk. But you must go on the record that he’s capable of leading this country.
Being a democrat means you have to pretend to believe the excuse of Jamaal Bowman, one of your Congressmen from New York, that he pulled a fire alarm just trying to open a door so he could get to a key vote on raising the debt limit.
Here’s where it gets tricky. As a loyal democrat, you had to scream “insurrection” and “obstruction of Congress” when Jan. 6 protesters were involved, even if they were egged on by feds that had infiltrated their masses.
Now, Brown seems to have been trying to obstruct Congress for political gain, but, as a Democrat, you have to be OK with the idiot defense, as in this guy thought that was how he could get the door to open.
As one panelist on a cable news show Monday night posited, if he’s that stupid, what’s he doing in Congress?
Speaking of which, being a democrat means backing twits like AOC, who spoke of the guy’s panic and fear in trying to “escape a vestibule.” If this guy panics because a door doesn’t open, is he really Congressional material?
Come to think of it, is someone whose qualifications mainly include the ability to mix a mean sloe gin fizz Congressional material, either?
If you’re a democrat, you have to say an unequivocal yes to both inquiries.
Being a democrat means you have to applaud wildly when California Gov. Gavin Newsom appoints a gay, black, woman from Maryland to replace dead California Senator Dianne Feinstein, because Newsom was unable to find a black transgender woman from New Mexico in an attempt to tick more virtue signaling boxes.
As a democrat, you have to deny overwhelming evidence that our southern border is porous to the extreme, to the detriment of the nation.
You must believe Hunter Biden is just a victim and is guilty of nothing, but Donald Trump is not the victim of outrageous prosecutorial over-reach.
Also as a democrat, you have to deny inflation, rising interest rates, videos of shoplifting raids on retail outlets in major cities, and the decline of those major cities (almost all run by Democrats) into literal hell holes.
As a democrat, you can only admit a problem exists if you quickly add that it’s all the fault of Trump, a guy who’s been out of office going on three years. Yeah, it can’t be the fault of your guy, the stumbling, bumbling cadaver Biden.
Your modern democratic voter is the equivalent of the kid who used to claim the dog ate his homework. When I was in school, teachers and even the fellow classmates, laughed at these pathetic liars.
Now, these types are the backbone of a major political party. This should scare you. It should scare them, too.
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