The FBI has gone from domestic crime prevention unit to a politically weaponized secret police co-opted to pursue perceived enemies of the public.
Worse, they don’t let the rule of law impede their persecutions.
That’s why it was sad, pathetic and yet amusing when current director Christopher Wray was trying to explain to Congress why his SS unit now is conducting an inquisition of Catholics as terrorists.
In that spirit, we present updated lyrics to be sung to the tune of “Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree.”
Following ‘hind the FBI
As they put it to the right
Better be quiet, low-profile
And just keep yourself from sight
They’re on a hunt to bury truth
And to prop the left upright
Laws can be broke, bent and ignored
Just to satisfy the Woke
Yet there is a hopeful feeling when we see
Wray before the Congress kneeling
Spewing pap without much feeling
Old Wray he makes a sad, sad sight
As he tries to dim the light.
Can’t we just fire this wretched soul
And so resolve this plight?
Following ‘hind the FBI
’cause we can’t believe our eyes
Persecuting Catholics, Trump, et al
With a pack of complete lies.
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