So, Hunter Biden finally was indicted on some felonies – for income tax evasion.
That’s how the Feds took down Al Capone. Not murders. Not bootlegging. Not prostitution. Not drug running. Just failing to pay taxes on all those ill-gotten gains. I wonder if Hunter is guilty of any of those other Capone things?
Since it’s in the leftist hotbed of California in which Hunter has been indicted, we expect that, even if he is found guilty – and that’s a reach – his punishment will be needing to clean up human excrement on San Francisco streets for a day or two.
And then he’ll be clean, so to speak.
Wake me up when they get around to filing charges against Hunter and The Big Guy for selling the family’s influence to foreign bidders.
Meanwhile, I had cobbled up these fresh lyrics to an old Christmas standard even before Hunter’s indictment was announced. Talk about co-inky-dinks!
To be sung to the tune of “We Wish You A Merry Christmas.”
We wish you a Biden Christmas
We wish you a Biden Christmas
We wish you a Biden Christmas
And a great grifting year.
Glad tidings we bring, from ChiComs and friends
We wish you a Biden Christmas
And a great grifting year.
Oh, bring us a Brandon present
Oh, bring us a Brandon present
Oh, bring us a Brandon present
That’s a box of depends.
Glad tidings we bring, from ChiComs and friends
We wish you a Biden Christmas
And a great grifting year.
He won’t go until he gets some
He won’t go until he gets some
He won’t go until he gets some
So bring Jill right here.
Glad tidings we bring, from ChiComs and friends
We wish you a Biden Christmas
And a great grifting year.
Now Hunter goes to trial
Now Hunter goes to trial
Now Hunter goes to trial
Let’s see how that ends.
Glad tidings we bring, from Chicoms and friends
We wish you a Biden Christmas
And a great grifting year.
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