In this time of caring and sharing, let us extend a warm wish to the Democrats who find themselves increasingly despondent as they continue to fail miserably in their persecution of Donald Trump, toward the end of steering cadaver Joe Biden into another term as president.
Their plan seemed so simple. Even before Trump was elected to his first term, the lamestream media, justice department, and various agencies known by alphabet shorthand united in the attempt to assassinate Trump’s character with made-up indiscretions. Twist the rules, mangle the law if necessary. Just discredit the guy so Shillary could assume her ultimate rightful place as a no-talent rider of her husband’s coattails.
Shillary was writing her victory speech in February, but a funny thing happened come November. Thinking it was a lock, the Democrats did not employ their typical “vote enhancement” techniques and Trump won.
Horrified Democrats wailed, cried and made death vows to get rid of Trump.
Career bureaucrats and those aforementioned alphabet agencies redoubled their efforts, as did lamestream media. Partisan judges were sourced and the Democratic-controlled House of Representatives went on a multi-year witchhunt vs. Trump.
Then came the 2020 election. This time Democrats would not be caught with their pants down – even if it did require massive efforts to keep private the list of frequent flyers on Jeffrey Epstein’s Lolita Express.
Heaven and earth were moved to ensure the necessary “vote enhancement” would be achieved. If it took shutting down the economy in reaction to a virus only slightly more dangerous than the common cold, so be it.
If it took sending Republican poll observers home, then running countless ballots through scanners in their absence, so be it.
If it took outright rewriting election laws on the fly to allow mail-in votes to be cast in any questionable form or fashion, hey, we’re just saving democracy by predetermining our guy wins.
Biden claimed the win, but the Dems weren’t done. They would need to continue the persecution of Trump because, deep in their unethical hearts, they feared the public would catch on and no amount of “vote enhancement” could push the troubled Biden to victory again.
That last part is being reflected in polls. Each time the Democrats score what they perceive as a political/legal win vs. Trump, like barring him from Colorado ballots in what legal scholars widely regard as a vast, unconstitutional over-reach, Trump’s poll numbers go skyward.
Not only is Trump clobbering his supposed challengers for the Republican nomination, he’s also pounding on Biden in key battleground states, as well as general head-to-head matchup polls.
And so, we present Hail To The Trump, to be sung to the tune of Joy To The World.
Hail to the Trump, the Dems have found
They just can’t kill the Don
The orange man lives, he just won’t stop
And leftist hearts feel the dread
And leftist hearts feel the dread
And leftists, those leftists, they feel the dread
Oh, God, the polls, they do proclaim
That Trump is on a roll
Despite all our plans, the guy could win
And he’ll be out for blood
And he’ll be out for blood.
And he, and he’ll be out for blood
Karma’s a fate, that we must fear
We’ll pay a heavy price
Trump sure is mad, we can’t be glad
He’ll kick our thieving butts
He’ll kick our thieving butts.
He’ll kick, he’ll kick our thieving butts
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