Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are having a laugh at our expense. There’s no other rational explanation.
It’s nothing short of unbelievable that this once great land could have not one blithering idiot, but two atop its executive branch simultaneously. They must be acting like utter fools intentionally, just to see how much the public will swallow before seeing through the obvious ruse of their buffoonery.
Viewed through that lens, it all becomes obvious. Biden and Harris, in the spirit of the entertainment trend of the times, are providing updates on classic programming, but spiced with characters of different race and gender in the key roles.
They’ve turned the Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels comedy classic, “Dumb and Dumber,” albeit a predictable original with two white guys in the lead roles, into a sendup worthy of 2024 with a non-white female and a doddering old guy who is one facelift short of looking like a leather wallet, as its stars.
In another, long-running cinematic rehash, just for kicks Biden likes to milk the “Forrest Gump” theme, projecting himself into momentous world events. The twist is that while Forrest was portrayed as being clueless at the time, Biden comes off as clueless with his attempts to rewrite history after the fact.
Biden was at it again earlier this week, making the Baltimore bridge collapse all about him by recalling the many times he had crossed the bridge, either by car or train. The problem is, the bridge had no railroad tracks. Maybe the replacement bridge will.
Fie, I say, on all the spoilsports who rushed to social media and other outlets to point out Biden got it wrong – again.
He did it on purpose, I tell you. It had to be that way. This is vintage Biden, projecting himself or his family into situations and getting the facts wrong. Biden’s I had a similar experience . . . is the equivalent of Henny Youngman’s Take my wife, please! routine or Rodney Dangerfield’s I don’t get no respect.
Sure, you Maui residents had your homes vaporized by wildfires, but did you know Biden once had a fire in his house’s kitchen?
Yes, you military families are grieving the loss of loved ones in combat, but did you know that Biden’s son Beau died in combat in Afghanistan? OK, it was from a brain tumor and happened back home, but he once served in the military, albeit not really in intense combat or anything like that. He was a military lawyer.
Speaking of Beau, that trickster Joe, AKA The Big Guy, even worked Beau into his interaction with the special prosecutor regarding Biden’s mishandling of classified documents, apparently being unable to remember when the oft-cited Beau death actually had occurred.
That was enough, according to the investigation’s final report, to get Joe off the hook regarding any charges for the classified miscues. Maybe Joe should have been awarded an Oscar, or Emmy, for the performance.
Now it becomes clear why Joe picked Harris as his running mate, a move viewed at the time as a total sellout to identity politics. He needed a comedic partner in the spirit of Laurel and Hardy, Abbott and Costello, Martin and Lewis, or Cheech and Chong.
And Harris has delivered. Her latest triumph was appearing to clap her hands mindlessly and smile as a protester in Puerto Rico sang lyrics mocking Harris, Biden, and the U.S.
It was a nice touch by Harris to display the pained, embarrassed look when a handler seemingly informed Harris they were laughing at her, not with her.
We eagerly expect the next dopey delivery of our Two Stooges. With as bad as things are under their leadership, we can use a good laugh.
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