A cousin insists Kamala Chameleon is destined to be the first woman president of these United States in the near future, but he’s not necessarily predicting she will win the election vs. Donald Trump. Yet, he’d still be willing to bet on Kamala Chamelon as president.
What gives?
According to his line of reasoning, Kamala Chameleon was added to the Biden ticket in the first place to placate various Democratic constituencies by promising a woman of color would be but a heartbeat away from the presidency.
Even back when Biden was a candidate hiding out in his basement on the way to supposedly receiving the most votes in U.S. electoral history, most knew his heartbeat – and brainwaves – were on the faint side.
All Kamala Chameleon had to do was stay alive and Joe was likely to shuffle off this mortal coil before his term expired.
But Joe confounded them all, still fogging a mirror late into his term, despite his foggy mental function.
Alas, Joe would not go quietly into the night (or maybe it was DR. JILL BIDEN!!!), so the Democrats had to bring out the big knives to get him off the ticket and allow Kamala to ascend to a candidate position for which she had yet to receive a single vote from the populace. This is how they save democracy!
And, magically, we are to believe that this once extremely unpopular vice president, best known for presiding over disasters such as the southern border, and cackling like a hyena to cover awkward moments when she could not answer easy questions, now is neck-and-neck with Trump, if not ahead.
Democrats already have thrown their voting machines into high gear to usher her into the Oval Office. And only a fool would bet against their ability to manipulate things so as to elect the seemingly unelectable.
My cousin recognizes all that. But he also thinks the Democrats have a backup plan.
It’s strictly back-alley stuff, the favorite turf of Democrats.
His theory is that even if Trump can beat the odds and the Democratic chicanery to win this fall’s election, Clueless Joe once again will be given an offer he can’t refuse. This time, leaving the party ticket won’t be enough, Joe will be shown the door in the final months of his presidency.
Whether it be by invoking the 25th amendment on simple, old Joe, or a rushed impeachment, or maybe one of these times he falls down a flight of steps and he won’t be able to rise again, the cousin sees the Democrats as ready, willing and able to salvage electoral defeat with a strikingly symbolic and meaningless gesture, that being making history by installing Kamala Chameleon in the presidency for a few lame-duck months.
Think of this along the lines of the climactic end to the movie “Animal House,” when the Delta guys perform what the Otter character describes as “a really futile and stupid gesture.”
Life imitates art.
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