Chameleon Shakes The Begging Bowl

Of late, when I open my AOL email, I am greeted by communications from the Kamala Chameleon camp.

Not long ago, they were begging for money by noting there was a very real chance Trump could win the election. But, if I just dug deep, I could help change that. Whether their concern was real, or merely a cynical attempt to gin up donations through spreading fear, I cannot answer.

In recent days, it’s been a telethon of sorts on AOL email for the Harris Victory Fund. I’ve read the goal is $2.5 million more by Sept. 30.

That sure would provide a lot of those $25,000 gift housing down payments the Chameleon has proposed handing out – if she’s elected.

So far, I have resisted the urge to donate to the Chameleon. It’s a holistic approach on my part, looking at a problem in a holistic way and coming up with a holistic solution – federal, state and local – that won’t put a hole (istic) in my wallet.

Even as the Harris gang begs for money, Alex Soros has plastered on social media pictures of Tampon Tim Walz at the luxury penthouse home of Soros in New York City. One unkind fellow on Gutfeld last night suggested this was the Soros equivalent of a Trump scion posting pictures of an animal he had bagged while hunting.

I’m thinking if Walz just checked the Soros sofa cushions, he might have found that $2.5 million in loose coinage. It’s chump change for the Soros family, that is on a mission to change America one leftist District Attorney at a time.

I was surprised to hear a remark in passing last night that this younger Soros is in a relationship with Huma Abedin.

You might recall Abedin from yet another classified documents scandal that led to no charges for Democrats. Abedin, as Shillary Clinton’s trusted aide, had classified documents show up on the laptop computer of her then-husband, Congressman Anthony Weiner.

That’s the same Weiner (ironically appropriate last name) who had a sexting problem and eventually entered a guilty plea to a felony charge of transferring obscene material to a minor.

Abedin, coated apparently with Clinton Teflon, skated because she was thought to lack criminal intent and/or was clueless on whether this mishandling of classified information violated any laws.

In effect, Abedin and Shillary were Clueless Joe before we had been exposed fully to Clueless Joe. Forgive them, they know now what they do.

But it’s good to hear that Huma has landed on her feet, with a billionaire who can afford to buy her tutors on how to handle classified information.

Just maybe, Huma can slip in some pillow talk about the need of the Chameleon and Tampon Tim to raise $2.5 million more in coming days. Can you say joy and opportunity?