Kamala Chameleon and Tampon Tim, AKA The Lump and The Chump, are making the rounds to convince you they are big gun supporters.
As usual, they are laughable in their attempts.
We were treated just this week to a video of Tampon Tim struggling to load a shotgun,ostensibly as part of a pheasant hunt although we have heard no birds were harmed during this “hunt.” He looked like a transgender fiddling with a malfunctioning tampon dispenser in a Minnesota school bathroom.
The unkind on social media nailed it, likening Tim to cartoon stooge Elmer Fudd. There was Tampon Man, all dressed in blaze orange and various accessories of the well-dressed hunter, failing with the basics of loading his gun. All we needed was some “be vewwy quiet. I’m hunting wascally wabbit” commentary.
Tampon Tim fiddled while trying to load the gun – we’re not quite sure if he ever succeeded — talked nervously and generally looked like he was lost as he used his scrotum to brace the butt of the gun while he jammed away at the loading port.
Although I have successfully loaded such weapons, I felt the need to back up that memory. I searched for and found a shotgun manufacturer’s video on loading such pump-action weapons and the woman had no problem either loading, or unloading the weapon, in seconds.
We are left with several lasting impressions.
First, Tampon Tim’s fumbling with the weapon recalls the equally absurd Mike Dukakis tank moment.
Second, if this is how Tampon Tim functions with a firearm, it’s a good thing he never really carried a weapon of war in combat and had to defend himself.
Third, who laps up this ridiculous political theater?
And then we have Kamala Chameleon, who has found that opposing the 2nd Amendment is but another issue on which she is going to need to perform a 180-degree position pivot if she hopes to chuckle her way into the Oval Office.
The Chameleon assured us during a debate with Donald Trump that she and Tampon Tim both were gun owners and weren’t coming for your guns. In her defense, she never actually claimed they knew how to load or use them.
But the underlying point flew in the face of the Chameleon’s long record of supporting legislation to come between guns and lawful owners as defined by the Constitution.
As if that absurd debate moment were not enough, the Chameleon later proudly told Oprah that if someone breaks into the Chameleon’s house, “they’re getting shot.” She sounded like a female Dirty Harry character of movie fame.
That’s probably true, someone is getting shot, assuming her Secret Service protection detail is doing a better job than Trump’s. But it won’t be the Chameleon pulling the trigger. She did, however, provide one of her hyena calls after the utterance to Oprah.
On yet another softball interview session elsewhere, the Chameleon proudly detailed ownership of a Glock handgun. This is precisely the sort of weapon she railed against in her political career, having tried to ban handgun possession in San Francisco, argued in a Supreme Court brief that the 2nd Amendment does not cover ownership of handguns for self-defense, and also worked to try to ban “high-capacity” magazines such as the minimum 10-round examples Glocks customarily sport.
As Tampon Tim confessed in his debate with JD Vance, “I’m a knucklehead at times.” The Chameleon is giving him a run for his money on that front.
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