Cheer up, Penn State football fans, despite yet another loss to Ohio State it could be worse. You could be Kamala Chameleon backers, too.
Sure, once again your team came up small in a big game. We recognize that latest failure in song.
To be sung to the tune of the chorus of “The Nittany Lion.” This is dedicated to you, Dan!
Hail to the Franklin
His teams are screwed
Your team would be screwed
If Franklin coached it too.
Can’t win the big games
Lost one again
He’s got the talent
But his coaching is inane.
How much we pay him
To fail and fail
We’d just be better off
With someone else to hail
Let’s send him packing
Tarred ‘n feathered too
Make it a package deal
With Franklin’s gameplans too.
And here’s a bonus, to be sung to the tune of Neil Diamond standard and Penn State crowd favorite “Sweet Caroline.”
Was in the fall
Penn State had blown another
Lost a big game as all went wrong
It’s nothing new
Since we’ve been coached by Franklin
Sometimes we’re sad he came along
Fans!
Booing fans!
They’re so loud!
Oh just listen to them boo!
Can’t hold the line (oh, oh, oh)
Our O and D are beaten blue
They are inclined (oh, oh, oh)
To let the enemies run through
Schedule was weak
Had taken luck to win some
Guess it was time our luck ran out
Playing the weak
As well as soft and infirm
Didn’t prepare us to win on
Fans!
Booing fans!
They’re so loud!
Oh just listen to them boo!
Can’t hold the line (oh, oh, oh)
Our O and D are beaten blue
They are inclined (oh, oh, oh)
To let the enemies run through
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