The Night Before Christmas Revisited

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the nation,

The people were struggling with Biden’s inflation;

Prices were high and stockings weren’t filled,

But soon there’d be hope if the border got sealed;

Illegals would be grabbed from their snug little beds,

Sent packing by Homan and all his good Feds;

MAGA mamas and daddies had given their backing,

For Donald J. Trump to hand out this shellacking

Yet Kamala’s team was not taking this well.

Whining and griping and threatening as well;

Still Trump and his troop have a plan for this crew,

With turn after turn of a punishing screw;

Now Vivek and Elon, now Pete H. and Kash,

On RFK Jr. to deal with our rash;

The swamp will be drained by this undaunted crew,

And we might get a hand from some Democrats, too;

Leading the way will be all-conquering Trump,

Tossing the bureaucrats into the dump;

The man has four years to rescue this land,

Not a second to spare for he and his band;

But Trump he can do it, of that I am certain,

Keeping his promises ere down comes the curtain;

And we’ll hear him exclaim as he jets out of sight,

Fight. Fight. Fight, all you must, to preserve what is right.