A snowstorm has hit Washington, D.C., on January 6 no less, and rumors are flying that Jamie Raskin is about to allege insurrection – by Mother Nature.
Jack Frost, Suzy Snowflake, Elsa and Anna of Frozen fame, are among the countless expected to be charged, too. They are just so much right-wing filth to be locked away in prison and forgotten even as illegal immigrants run rampant, at least for a few more weeks.
Prominent Democrats will rush to microphones to proclaim that democracy will not die, despite their efforts to stab it in the back with election rigging, running a coup on a sitting president on their ticket for re-election, and ginning up (pun intended) a replacement for that would-be candidate largely by finding someone who checked several DEI boxes.
AOC will claim to have trauma from yet another incident she witnessed from afar.
The FBI and Department of Justice will move prosecution of the insurrection case to Manhattan, because that’s a jurisdiction that has a proven way to twist and distort. It is in Manhattan that Jesus would have been convicted for paying hush money to Mary Magdalene and/or committing fraud by claiming to have fed 5,000 with just five loaves of bread and two fish.
I mean, the guy was a carpenter, which is almost a builder, which is a quick hop, skip and a jump from being a real estate developer. Guilt by association.
Of course federal offices were closed Jan. 6 due to the snow. That’s largely inexplicable since almost all federal employees now work from home and need not travel. Presumably their phones and computer connections still are up and they might do the nation’s business from the comfort of their homes.
As I write this, we are little more than an hour away from Trump being certified in Congress as our next president.
Unless some clueless Democrat pulls a fire alarm “trying to open a door,” or a member of the Capitol police shoots an unarmed protester, just because, by late this afternoon Trump will be certified and Democrats can move to impeach Trump and prosecute Mother Nature.
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