Donald Trump addresses a joint session of Congress tonight, with Democrats plotting their infantile resistance.
Nancy Pelosi, whose position as symbolic leader of the party is stretched as thin as the skin on her aging, face-lifted forehead, again stands to be ignored by her supposed flock. Nancy wants Democrats, unlike her speech-ripping tirade from a past State of the Union address, to be quiet and not call attention to themselves.
Yeah, right, The party of narcissists can’t ignore the chance to get some air time. As once noted, the most dangerous spot in Washington, D.C., is between Chuck Schumer and the microphone.
We hear talk of eggs and or egg cartons being brought as props to protest high egg prices, noisemakers to disrupt Trump, boycotts, or showing up with ridiculous signs. It is not clear whether there are plans to dress in symbolic colors.
Black would be appropriate for the party that preaches doom and gloom.
Also, there have been stories of Democrats with plans to bring bureaucrats as guests to highlight what a meanie Trump has been in pruning bloated government payrolls.
Some Republicans have guests of their own, like a couple of IRS whistleblowers who got Hunter Biden’s tax violations before the public.
I suspect, however, Democrat guests will be more interesting, Let’s imagine a conversation with one.
INTERVIEWER: Are you here to protest Donald Trump?
DEMOCRAT GUEST: Of course. FUC@ him!
INTERVIEWER: What specifically do you not like about Trump?
DEMOCRAT GUEST: He’s a NAZI, a Fascist, a racist. And Elon Musk wasn’t elected, either. I finally met an African American I didn’t like. How dare they ask me what I did last week? As a man who identifies as a woman, I was barely able to get off my couch – I was working from home, of course – due to menstrual cramps.
INTERVIEWER: If I heard you correctly, you did virtually nothing last week, but still got paid?
DEMOCRAT GUEST: What are you, transphobic? I was available if one of my DEI-loving bosses had contacted me and actually asked me to do something productive. But, I didn’t hear from anyone in a position of authority over me, so I understandably thought they had no work for me. Just say I was on call.
INTERVIEWER: But those cramps have eased up enough for you to attend tonight’s event.
DEMOCRAT GUEST: Listen, I’m not sure how much longer I’m going to keep my job. So, I just changed my shift to night, which means I’m here on the taxpayer dime. Plus, George Soros is offering bonuses to all of us on the left who show up tonight, so I’m double-dipping. I’ve got my eye on a feathered rainbow boa I’m going to buy once I get out of here.
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