News And Views: Tampon Tim Talks Tough

Events unfold in staccato fashion and time is short, which prompts another installment of news and views.

NEWS: Tampon Tim Walz, in his never-ending quest to shore up his masculinity, was on the Gavin Newsom podcast earlier this week bragging he could kick the butts of most of his critics in the MAGA movement.

VIEWS: Prompted by this, one of those MAGA types offered Tampon Tim the chance to back it up with a fight for charity. That offended MAGA guy was Guttfeld show regular George “Tyrus” Murdoch, listed at 6-foot-7, 375 pounds, and with professional wrestling in his background. I know, I know, pro wrestling is scripted, but I’d still put my money on Tyrus vs. Tampon Tim. Hell, even though I’d much older and fatter than Tampon Tim, having seen him lose a wrestling match with a shotgun while trying to load it during the ill-fated campaign of him and Cackling Kamala (even then they were desperate to dress Tampon Tim in blaze orange and insist he was a man’s man), I’d like my chances vs. this real-life Elmer Fudd.

NEWS: Greenpeace has lost a lawsuit in North Dakota that will cost the group $667 million according to an article in the Washington Post.

VIEWS: See if this sounds familiar: Greenpeace funded protesters and is judged to have defamed the company building the pipeline in question in Greenpeace’s mission to hold up energy progress. Funny, when leftists rush to sympathetic courts to get their way, they are heroically following the rules. Now that a far-left group is staring into the financial abyss due to a legal loss, it is an outrageous over-reach by the courts.

NEWS: Senate minority leader crying Chuck Schumer is trying to fend off those who would have his job in the wake of him allowing a Republican continuing resolution proposal to pass the Senate.

VIEWS: Somewhere, Clueless Joe Biden is laughing as DR. JILL BIDEN !!!! explains the irony to old Scranton Joe. It was Schumer whose fingerprints, along with those of other prominent Democrats, were on the knife plunged into the back of Biden after his debate meltdown vs. Donald Trump confirmed Biden had little chance in the election. Now those figurative knives are out for Schumer. Payback is a female dog.

NEWS: London’s Heathrow Airport was closed Friday morning when a nearby electrical substation suffered a fire and backup generators failed.

VIEWS: How long before Democrats rush to the microphones to blame Trump, just as they did when that crew landed a jet upside-down on a Toronto, CANADA, runway? Another possibility, leftist political leadership in England will blame the Russians. Maybe they can team up with American socialists and blame both Trump and the Russians. And the lapdogs in the LameStream media will run with it.

NEWS: Hunter Biden has received a ruling from a California judge that allows him to drop a lawsuit alleging his laptop (yes, that laptop) was hacked. Hunter is saying he lacks funds to pay his lawyers.

VIEWS: Funny how the money spigot was turned off mere months after Daddy Joe “The Big Guy” Biden no longer held a prominent place in the executive branch. Where once there was no shortage of advisory jobs even though Hunter had no apparent relevant skills, not to mention an endless supply of purchasers of his elementary school art, or his book, now Hunter is flailing around in the real world and failing there. The only thing worse would be if his Secret Service protection was pulled. What? That happened, too? ’tis quite a state of affairs for the man Clueless Joe once described as “the smartest guy I know.” This suggests Joe needs to get out more and meet people. But Hunter need only hang on for a year or two to get his share of Joe’s estate, presuming, of course, that DR. JILL BIDEN !!!! hasn’t auto-penned him out of the will.