The variables of April weather — warm and sunny one day, cold and windy and rainy the next, with temperature swings of 30 degrees — prompt me to enter a questioning state of mind.
Does anyone else think Jeff Bezos is quite the trickster, sending that all-women crew on a 10-minute-or-so “space” flight riding a rocket that looked like a penis, or at best an oversize vibrator?
If Bezos is trying to compete with Elon Musk, does he understand he’d need to have impregnated at least half the crew to win?
Is anyone else saddened by the pompous speeches from the self-absorbed women about all they had learned being away from Earth for TEN WHOLE MINUTES?
Have you heard the story of the Russian soldiers shooting down a flying saucer and being turned to limestone by the ticked off aliens?
How long before Zelenskyy reaches out to the aliens asking them to help in his losing battle with invading Russians?
Will aliens, stereotypically short of stature, identify with Zelenskyy?
Who do you think is angrier over talks of a USA-Russia hockey series, Zelenskyy or doofus NHL commissioner Gary Bettman?
Have you heard that for the first time in NHL history, the four U.S.-based original six teams, (Detroit, Chicago, Boston and the New York Rangers) all will miss the Stanley Cup playoffs together?
Should Trump place a tariff on Toronto and Montreal, the two Canada-based original six teams that almost assuredly both will make the Stanley Cup field?
Did it bring a smile to your face when El Salvador president Nayib Bukele told the snarky leftist reporter he wasn’t giving back Kilmar Abrego Garcia, currently jailed in El Salvador?
Along that line, do you find it amusing that Bukele need not fear those over-reaching district judges, and even our august Supreme Court?
Anyone else have a short list of people they’d like to put on a plane and send to El Salvador?
Can we all agree the list of would-be Democrat presidential candidates is a latter-day seven dwarfs?
Do you prefer Michigan governor Gretchen Whitmer, who tried to hide her face behind a couple of blue binders to avoid being photographed in the Oval Office awaiting President Trump?
How about Bernie Sanders, the self-avowed socialist with three homes and a net worth estimated to be on the far side of $3 million?
Would you vote for former drink slinger AOC?
Maybe you back California governor Gavin Newsom, who channeled Nero, sans violin, as he watched California burn?
Do you think Cory Booker’s campaign would last longer than his 25-hour Senate filibuster speech?
What are the odds sports pundit Stephen A. Smith actually runs?
And last, can Kamala Harris convince supporters to give her another couple of billion dollars to blow in a tsunami of cackling word salads?
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