The arrest of the man alleged to have stolen the purse of Kristi Noem proves, among other things, that God has a sense of humor.
How fitting that the individual, who has been arrested for swiping the purse of our Homeland Security Secretary, is an illegal immigrant.
Cue the absurd, whiny Democrats, and LameStream media to defend yet another wrongdoer. It is their duty, don’t you understand, to work against American interests and values.
He will be portrayed as a Virginia, Maryland, D.C., man. Perhaps he will be revealed to be a husband and father. If history repeats, we might eventually discover – inconveniently – that the man also is an accused domestic abuser with bastard children. Don’t let the details get in the way of the narrative.
These serial apologists will note that he and his ilk perform work that Americans will not, even though it has been my observation that homegrown Americans are more than willing to lie, cheat and steal, not to mention exist on the public dole through various forms of welfare.
If you are like me, you wondered how the thief managed to lift the purse even as Secret Service agents were on duty “protecting” Noem. It was not as egregious as Donald Trump’s repeated near assassinations while under Secret Service protection. But, it did prompt doubts and speculation,
One story I read Sunday of the theft detailed that it was made while some agents sat at the bar in what was described as an eatery that “wasn’t particularly crowded.”
Somehow, the alleged thief sat near Noem’s table, fished her purse from beneath it with his foot, secreted said purse under a jacket and walked out. He wore a medical mask, of course.
Much has been made of the fact Noem’s carrying ensemble was a “Gucci B” shoulder bag that retails for $4,500, had a $600 purse inside and there was roughly $3,000 in cash.
Talk about victim shaming. Noem and her family can’t go around our nation’s capital with nice things, while under Secret Service protection, without expecting to be robbed.
All that was missing is the “she asked for it” rationalization.
But, to borrow the catchphrase of late, great radio announcer Gabriel Heatter, there’s good news tonight.
Unlike the Secret Service and the like who, under the Clueless Joe Biden regime, were unable to identify who left cocaine in the White House, this time a suspect has been identified and apprehended.
And, I suspect no left-wing judges will harbor him, or help him slip out a side door at the courthouse to avoid ICE agents.
No, I’m thinking this guy is ticketed for a plane ride and a spot in one of those 80-person cells.
The man should be grateful Noem doesn’t get to deal with the matter herself. Remember, she is the person who shot her own dog when it was judged to be dangerous to her and her children.
And, unlike Elmer Fudd Tim Walz, Noem has proven she knows how to load the gun she’s using.
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