Seeing The World Through Possibly White Glasses

What’s wrong with President Trump? It is 11 a.m. Tuesday and he has yet to make a mammoth trade deal, broker peace somewhere on the planet, downsize the government, cut useless red tape, reduce taxation, or otherwise do something beyond solidifying our border that markedly improves our lives.

Slacker. Layabout. Charlatan.

Forgive my brief descent to the darkside of the Trump-hating, deranged left. I just wanted to try to understand their insanity. Alas, it feels too absurd and I cannot dwell there.

But, while Trump is taking a break from making history today – so far, but it is early — and being pilloried by the lunatic left for his efforts, there was plenty of other news.

ITEM: A man enters a New York City building housing, among others, the NFL, carrying an AR-type weapon, and opens fire, killing four, including an off-duty policeman. CNN predictably rushes to identify him as “possibly white.” And I remember when the same propaganda outlet tabbed George Zimmerman a “white Hispanic.” It fit their agenda. Zimmerman went to trial for shooting and killing black teenager Trayvon Martin. Zimmerman was acquitted on grounds of self-defense. By the way, the NYC shooter was Hawaiian, not white. And I’m waiting for CNN to start referring to Barack Obama as a possibly white black. His mother was, after all, white. Oh, right, doesn’t fit their agenda.

ITEM: Back in our once great state of Pennsylvania, two portly “possibly white” gay guys are able to adodpt an infant son despite one of the gay blades reportedly being a convicted child sex offender. In typical fashion, it is further reported the two used crowdfunding to pay for it all. Perhaps my tax dollars will be found to be part of the process, or now supporting the duo turned trio? I’d vomit on the floor, but my wife would balk at cleaning it up, painting me as a “possibly white” male.

ITEM: Possibly white looking Zohran Mamdani, “Mamdani The Commie” as Trump calls him, has been doing what socialists do, spending other people’s money. Mamdani, leading candidate to be the next mayor of Beijing on the Hudson — New York City — was off to Uganda. There he celebrated recent nuptials in what is described as a “ritzy, secluded Ugandan compound.” Reportedly there were armed guards to keep out the riffraff, and a system to jam cell phones, presumably to prevent any reports from inside. To recap, possibly white Mamdani has rich parents who fund his lifestyle. He hates guns, but they are fine when used to protect his sorry butt. He hates wealth, except when it can provide a reinforced luxury site to celebrate his wedding. How long before Mamdani joins Bernie Sanders (who truly is possibly white) as a socialist with a portfolio of luxury real estate holdings?

ITEM: Possibly white Sydney Sweeney, apparently a prominent young actress of whom I was unaware, is in the public spotlight for an American Eagle jeans ad. Social media keyboard warriors are pounding away that Sweeney is promoting a Nazi agenda because the tag line for the commercial is “Sydney Sweeney Has Great Jeans.” She also wears a denim jacket with some buttons conveniently undone in the ad. What? She was wearing jeans? The navel-gazing crowd, with all that spare time on their hands that tends not to be available to people on the right who instead spend it earning a living, sees jeans as genes. It’s not just a clever play on words, say they, but more racist Nazi eugenics. Having seen images of the social media critics, who would look best with their jeans pulled over their faces, I’m all in favor of more possibly white Sydney Sweeney types.