While I paid attention to granddaughters who were sleeping over Thursday night, then watched the greatest show in sports — the Stanley Cup Playoffs — the NFL began yet another draft.
Once, I would have been riveted to the proceedings, partly due to my job and partly due to rabid interest. These days, the draft is an afterthought for me.
So much ink is spilled in anticipation of the annual talent infusion and so much is wrong. That extends to the teams, who spend untold amounts of money analyzing prospective players and miss about as often as they hit.
Instead of overdosing in speculation, I find it best just to wait until the regular season and see which teams helped themselves and which teams missed the boat.
If you think the NFL draft is an exact science, you haven’t been paying attention.
No position is scrutinized more closely than quarterback. Yet Tom Brady, arguably the greatest pro quarterback of all time, lasted into the sixth round, the 199th player taken overall in the 2000 draft. Brady was the seventh quarterback drafted that year.
You tell me if that was a mistake.
More recently, Mark Purdy quarterbacked the San Francisco 49ers to the Super Bowl last season despite being the last pick of the 2022 draft. That distinction brings with it the tag Mr. Irrelevant.
You think some other teams might wish they had Purdy? He’s no Brady, but he’s done better than many players taken ahead of him in the draft.
The Steelers had a Mr. Irrelevant success story in Tyrone McGriff, the last player taken – 333rd overall – in the 1980 draft.
McGriff, an offensive guard, started 10 games as a rookie and played with the Steelers for three seasons before moving to the 1983 USFL champion Michigan Panthers.
Again, no Brady, but surely deserving of a higher draft slot.
Here’s one more draft note from personal experience. In 1985 the Steelers drafted Wisconsin defensive end Darryl Sims, the so-called “Sack Man,” in the first round looking to beef up the pass rush.
In the second round, the Steelers tabbed hulking Nebraska offensive tackle Mark Behning, nicknamed Fort Behning. Yes, the actual Fort Benning was spelled differently and its name since has been changed in an ode to Wokeism because Benning was a Confederate general.
Regardless, Behning the football player was huge and thought to be impregnable when it came to protecting quarterbacks, hence the nickname.
Throughout early training camp, Sims and Behning often squared off in live contact sessions, with one of the pair getting the best of the other on any given snap.
Media types thought the Steelers had landed two keepers.
Then the games began and neither draft pick was particularly good. Both were gone in a few seasons.
Sims is perhaps most famous for missing time due to infected fingernails, and saying his favorite color was plaid.
Before we leave, the Steelers drafted Washington offensive lineman Troy Fautanu in the first round this time. For their sake, let’s pray he’s neither Sims nor Behning.