There is no better microcosm of American society than Facebook marketplace, which includes a select group of good people and a lot of not-so-good types.
Careful readers will recall I do not have a Facebook account, so what gives? Answer: I use my son’s account to search for, and attempt to buy cars on Facebook marketplace. This identity contradiction is communicated to all sellers.
I’m not dealing, flipping, or otherwise trying to make money with this pursuit. I simply acquire vehicles for personal use, to date that being a pair of Mustangs as hobby cars and my wife’s daily driver. I also located an SUV that my son ended up buying on marketplace. If he hadn’t wanted it, I’d have bought it.
This used to be the sort of thing one could do on Craigslist, although that site now has been overrun with scammers and morons. Facebook marketplace is headed in that direction, unfortunately.
The Facebook marketplace experience reminds me of the old saw about fairy tale princesses seeking princes – you’ve got to kiss a lot of toads.
The best deals on cars go quickly, so if you don’t make it a habit to scan the offerings many times a day and message these sellers quickly to get in line, so to speak, you are hardpressed to score a deal.
A case in point was my first purchase, a 2005 Mustang convertible. I’d done a scan or two on a Sunday and had moved on to watching some Fox animation television. My son called to note a recent post, just after my last search.
I immediately logged in, contacted the woman and got in line ahead of what she and her husband estimated to be 50 or more respondents.
Arrangements were made to check out the car, which was advertised at a very low 48,000 miles. When I arrived I was told that mileage figure had been a mistake. Oh, oh. But, wait, it was lower, 41,800. After a test drive, I gave a down payment and ended up purchasing the car.
Just yesterday the convertible was freed from its winter hibernation and taken for several rides, including one with two granddaughters along.
As an editorial aside, convertibles are the next best thing to riding motorcycles, which I used to do, but with considerably less risk.
The people I dealt with, in the Richland area, regarding this car were excellent.
The guy I bought my 2004 Mustang GT from in Monroeville was a bit more difficult, but only because of his schedule. He, too, was a good guy.
And my wife’s car, a 2004 Pontiac Grand Prix GT scored with 14,000 miles was another pleasant experience, this with a woman living near Raystown Lake.
Of late, my tastes have turned to acquiring a C4 Corvette, a generation of the plastic fantastic sports car that ran from 1984 through 1996.
Two recent experiences summarize the frustration. One Corvette, ostensibly posted by a woman, had no inspection sticker. But she insisted none was needed to make it legal for the road due to it having classic registration.
Whether this was a scam, a dense seller, or both, is unclear. What is clear is only antique registrations do not require annual safety inspection. After several attempts to clarify this with the woman, whose typical response was something like “I’ve posted more pictures,” I gave up.
The car also has had its status yoyo back and forth between sold and available, another warning flag.
Moving on, I tried to set up a meeting with a guy selling a Corvette with a listing in Cranberry Township, north of Pittsburgh.
It was like dealing with the CIA. Responses were vague and brief. Trying to get a phone number (I provided mine several times) an address, or a time for a proposed Sunday meeting, went unanswered.
When I finally gave up and told the guy as much, the messaging went downhill quickly. He was busy, he said, a familiar lament for him and others. So, why list a car for sale if you can’t give the process any attention?
And this guy, so busy that a simple message could not be written, now had ample time to respond almost immediately to my messages because I’d hit a nerve.
He was losing the message battle, so he told me to Fu (space) xx (I substituted x’s for his letters) off. You get the message. I noted his quick descent in tone and he was gone. Perhaps he has blocked me (my son). I can only wish.
Be warned, this is the sort of stuff one finds on Facebook marketplace. Variations are the person posting an ad with something along the line that they are “in no hurry to sell, but just seeing what’s out there.” or people who know the value of their item (usually they really don’t) and won’t accept a penny less.
There are posts and pictures that don’t agree (listing the car as one model year when the images clearly are another year), or listings claiming perfect condition, then listing seven or eight items that need addressed.
My search continues for a C4 Corvette, but I’m thinking I will need to content myself with enjoying my Mustangs this summer, if only to avoid the source of frustration that the Facebook marketplace has become.