Mike Rowe, the familiar voice of cable shows highlighting people who do the so-called “dirty jobs,” made a splash in Pittsburgh a few weeks back when he said out loud that we still need such workers even amidst the rush to deify computer coders and artificial intelligence.
I know from firsthand knowledge how difficult it is becoming to find reliable people to do basic tasks. I’m not talking about the hysteria that shipping illegals home would grind the farming, construction, hospitality, healthcare and trucking industries to a halt.
That’s proven to be a false talking point.
But, percolating beneath the surface for years is the harsh reality that it’s getting harder and harder to find people willing and able to do necessary tasks that risk getting one’s hands dirty, or having to mop sweat from the brow.
For some time, I have been looking to dispose of a window air-conditioning unit. It used to be appliance outlets such as Best Buy were obligated to accept them for recycling. No longer. And, due to the abundance of environmental regulation, you can’t put them out for the annual cleanup collection.
My wife, trying to be helpful, noted some online “Neighbors” site she has signed up for – a misnomer since some listings are 10s, if not hundreds of miles distant – had people looking to pick up air-conditioners.
The site is populated with people purporting to be eager to come and collect such appliances, for purposes of recyling them for profit.
Good. A win-win situation. Just one problem, a vast majority of these people fail to show up to collect the air-conditioners, or refrigerators, or whatever.
They promise. They make excuses for not meeting their promises. Finally, they ignore, even while they continue to post their willingness to come and get these things from fresh contacts.
After about 10 tries, I was eager to go with another alternative. But my wife, ever the optimist, wanted to try again.
This time, after several false starts and failed appearance promises, success. Along the line, my wife had tried to assist a neighbor looking to unload a refrigerator, by putting her on the pickup list.
I suspected problems when the two guys showed up driving a compact SUV. Not exactly the size vehicle one would bring to remove a refrigerator. I had visions of a Laurel and Hardy scene of the two, one an undersized type, trying to hoist a refrigerator onto the luggage rack atop the roof.
It did not transpire. The two took the air-conditioner and passed on the refrigerator, promising to come back in a truck. Meanwhile, they wanted the person to have it plugged in and running so they could assess its condition.
She told them it didn’t work. The guys never were seen again. But, in the interest of fair disclosure, they later contacted my wife to tell her they had resurrected our air-conditioner. Also, the neighbor had discovered a switch on her ‘fridge that had been turned off somewhere along the line. She flipped said switch, it works again, so she’s keeping it in the basement as a spare.
It’s not just these lower level workers who seem to be unreliable at best; nonexistent at worst.
Another neighbor has a roof that needs attention. She’s been turned down by several roofing contractors – too steep, they say.
Others just fail to show up to provide estimates.
Of late, she’s gotten two estimates I find to be extremely high, including one that’s probably for half of what she paid for the house. It is not a big house, by the way.
Another example of lack of motivated and proficient help involves my 1984 Corvette. I spent more than a month trying to get into an automatic transmission shop to address a shifting concern that cropped up last year, disappeared, and now has returned.
During my wait, I had extensive conversations with the two men who work there, telling each maybe 10 times it was not a stock automatic transmission, but rather an aftermarket TCI StreetFighter, a beefed-up, modified example based on the Chevrolet Turbo-Hydramatic transmissions of the past.
I dropped the car off one morning – the guy who actually works on transmissions was not there. Later, I dropped in again; still not there. It turns out he likely didn’t come in at all that day, which helps explain the month-long wait.
The next morning I got a voicemail from the guy who runs the shop. The absent worker apparently had showed up that day, took a quick look underneath the car, and declared he could not work on it because – wait for it – the car did not have its stock transmission.
Jesus H. Christ! Had they bothered to pay attention when I told them this, repeatedly?
I drove down, picked up the car and spent a few days fuming about having wasted a month, a significant slice of remaining life when you get to be my age.
During the voicemail, it was relayed that the worker was not confident he could find parts for it. I found an entire StreetFighter transmission listed on the Summit Racing website for a little over $3,000. They also sell parts. I checked.
This transmission shop came recommended to me by the garage that does most of the work on my others cars. It is, supposedly, the best in Johnstown. My God!
I’m left to cast a wider net. I’ve found in the past that Altoona tends to have more capable providers in almost any capacity than Johnstown.
Why I should need to leave Johnstown to get work done on a transmission that is based on widely used GM transmissions of the past baffles me, except to reinforce that Mike Rowe is right, in spades.