Jabbers And Grifters: Twin Spin Carols

Blogger’s note: In an homage to the era of Top-40 AM radio and 45-rpm records, we present a twin spin of traditional carols updated with the politics of our time.

WE WISH YOU A MERRY VAXMAS (To be sung to the tune of We Wish You A Merry Christmas).

(Verse 1) We wish you a merry vaxmas,

We wish you a merry vaxmas,

We wish you a merry vaxmas,

Many jabs in your rear.

(Refrain) Free needles we bring,

to you and your kin.

We wish you a merry vaxmas, and a jab in your rear.

(Verse 2) We won’t stop until you get some,

We won’t stop until you get some,

We won’t stop until you get some,

So give in, don’t fear.

(Refrain) Free needles we bring,

to you and your kin.

We wish you a merry vaxmas, and a jab in your rear.

(Verse 3) We all know our vaxes don’t work,

We all know our vaxes don’t work,

We all know our vaxes don’t work,

It’s right what you hear.

(Refrain) Free needles we bring,

to you and your kin.

We wish you a merry vaxmas, and a jab in your rear.

(Verse 4) But still do we want to jab you,

But still do we want to jab you,

But still do we want to jab you,

To keep you in fear.

(Refrain) Free needles we bring,

to you and your kin.

We wish you a merry vaxmas, and a jab in your rear.

LITTLE FLUFFER BOY (To be sung to the tune of Little Drummer Boy).

Yes, behold me

Pa rum pum pum pum.

I am Big Guy’s bag man

Pa rum pum pum pum.

I keep his hands so clean

Pa rum pum pum pum.

That he might be your king

Pa rum pum pum pum,

Rum pum pum pum,

Rum pum pum pum.

Here I come.

Pum, pum, pum, pum,

Pa rum, pum, pum.

Fudged vote totals,

Pa rum pum pum pum.

In bed with the Chinese,

Pa rum pum pum pum.

The finest grift we bring,

Pa rum pum pum pum.

The stench of it does cling,

Pa rum pum pum pum,

Rum pum pum pum,

Rum pum pum pum.

And we’re not done.

Pum, pum, pum, pum,

Pa rum, pum, pum.

We’re running quite a game

Pa rum pum pum pum.

Trading on family name

Pa rum pum pum pum.

And just for our own gain

Pa rum pum pum pum.

We do not share your pain

Pa rum pum pum pum,

Rum pum pum pum,

Rum pum pum pum.

We’re never done!

Praising Manchin: A Christmas Carol.

Blogger’s note: In the spirit of the holiday season, we continue this series of current events updates on past Christmas standards, both the songs and a poem or two.

ONE BRAVE KING (To be sung to the tune of We Three Kings).

Hi, my name is Joseph Manchin,

I’m the vote that does Biden in.

Just can’t let his bad bills get past me,

Or else this nation’s done. Ohhhhhhhh.

Let AOC and Bernie blame me,

Take to Twitter just to flame me.

In my heart I know that I’m right,

They can just kiss my coal . . . hole. Ohhhhhhhh.

Build back better it sounds like progress,

But instead ’twill make us regress.

Spending dollars that we must borrow,

Just to pay backers off. Ohhhhhhhhh.

So I just will keep voting no.

Saving all you people some dough.

No need to thank me, doing my duty.

‘Cause I’m the only one. Ohhhhhhhh.

I’m a Dem, but not a leftist,

From a state that’s at worst centrist.

It’s sad that Commies now rule my party,

But I will not join their lean. Ohhhhhhhh.

Say a prayer that some others get it,

Join with me to reset the Senate.

Then I won’t need to be a loner,

But if I must, I must. Ohhhhhhhh.

Joe and Liz and Bernie can get lost,

In a twist I stand as their boss.

Standing vigil in the holiday season,

So you can live your lives.

Viral Police Sing: Scare Them All For The Holiday

Blogger’s note: In the spirit of the holiday season, today we continue a series of current events updates on past Christmas standards, both the songs and a poem or two.

In this installment we pay homage to the government’s opportunism in seizing the holiday season to further their scare campaign.

TITLE: SCARE THEM ALL FOR THE HOLIDAY (To be sung to the tune of Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree).

(First verse) Running away from the family,

On this Christmas holiday.

Letting them wait out in the snow,

While you check that they’re OK.

(Second verse) Sticking it to the family,

On this Christmas holiday.

Can’t take a chance while COVID reigns,

Though it takes so few away.

(Chorus) You should get a guilty shameful feeling when you start,

shoving swabs right up their nostrils,

acts that once were judged as hostile.

(Third verse) Dancing around the vaccine tree,

You all must get your jabs.

‘Cause if you don’t, you all will die,

and we’ll put it on your tabs.

(Fourth verse) Fauci and Zients spread their doom,

each a sad look on his face.

Best you should stay at home alone,

And just not go anyplace.

(Chorus) We’ll be sad when we can no longer scare you with our tales,

that run right in the face of science,

and take away your self-reliance.

(Fifth verse) Rockin’ around the propaganda tree,

Trying to scare you ’til you’re dead.

The virus won’t do that this we know,

So we plant fear in your head.

Smash And Grab, A Christmas Carol

Blogger’s note: In the spirit of the holiday season, today we begin a series of current events updates on past Christmas standards, both the songs and a poem or two.

SMASH AND GRAB (To be sung to the tune of Jingle Bells).

How the criminals,

are taking over life.

Buy yourself a gun,

that just might end the strife. Hey! Hey! Hey!

Passing some new laws,

that wouldn’t do the trick.

Unless our legal types,

would make the charges stick, OHHHHHHH.

(CHORUS) Smash and grab, smash and grab,

See the hoods all steal.

Rub your eyes all that you’d like,

The images are real. Hey!

Smash and grab, smash and grab,

Why aren’t they all in jail?

‘Cause if they were, the libs’d be sure,

to release them without fail.

(Second verse) It seems that hope is lost,

when thieves they face no threat.

It makes them oh so bold,

while you cower in your nest.

Too late there now are some,

who see that they have failed.

By choosing not to enforce the laws

and put the thugs in jail. Hey!

(Chorus) Smash and grab, smash and grab,

Sing our little song.

Raise your voices far and wide,

Let the libs know they are wrong. Hey!

Omicron Prepositions: A Followup

The announcement from England regarding the death of a patient “with” Omicron prompted speculation in this space two days back that this was interesting phraseology, perhaps suggesting it was not necessarily a death “from” Omicron.

Others, including a writer at the London Daily Telegraph, since have expressed similar reservations about the announcement in view of a continuing lack of details regarding said victim.

In a Telegraph story dated Dec. 15, 2021, a professor was quoted as saying of the Omicron death wording that it could apply to someone in the hospital due to COVID, or, equally, to someone who had been hit by a bus and just happened to be infected with Omicron.

That was our point exactly. Death “with Omicron” doesn’t have to mean it was “from Omicron.”

The professor went on to note the lack of specifics such as the victim’s age, sex, any underlying health conditions that could have made said victim particularly susceptible to the virus.

Concluded the professor: “I suspect it’s just some old boy that’s tested positive, he may have died in his sleep or with a heart attack, who knows? It is unnecessarily alarming.”

The last “unnecessarily alarming” observation aptly characterizes most governmental approaches to the COVID situation. Oversell the dangers to put members of the public in a panic and they will more willingly accept lockdowns, vaccine and mask mandates and any number of other draconian measures ostensibly to combat the virus but more accurately that are about getting the populace to submit meekly to any and all governmental decrees.

Other news organizations, notably Reuters, have run with the vague report of an Omicron death in England and extrapolated potential catastrophic outcomes.

I scoured the internet before writing this, even as Federal Reserve spokesman Jerome Powell is droning on about trying to deal with burgeoning inflation here, and could find no additional details on the so-called Omicron victim in England.

In view of questions being asked about this death you’d think that if it had been an otherwise healthy 20-year-old male who had died, the propagandists would be eager to spread that news.

Their collective silence could speak volumes about what’s really going on here.

What A Difference A Preposition Can Make

Finally, the fear mongers have an Omicron variation COVID death. Or do they?

United Kingdom Prime Minister Boris Johnson broke the news without details Monday. But if you read what Johnson said it was that a patient had died “with Omicron.”

Many news outlets ranging from the BBC to CNBC reported the situation using Johnson’s “with.”

CNN, not surprisingly, headlined the death was “from Omicron” on its website.

The difference could be considerable. I think back to the early days of COVID hysteria in 2020, when overzealous types in Florida listed a man killed in a motorcycle accident as a COVID death because apparently the corpse tested positive for the virus.

When called on it, one doctor observed that COVID might have contributed to the crash. So could have speeding, inattention, lack of skill, or any number of other hypotheticals.

If only the Florida propagandists had used “died with” they’d have been correct technically, albeit in a misleading way.

Trying to blame COVID was a pretty weak reach on the part of the medicine man and I suspect the death certificate didn’t list COVID as the cause of death.

But it helped the scare narrative to juice the COVID death count.

And that brings us to the person in England. Did the patient die from Omicron (including any direct complications), or merely with it?

Johnson, a man given to verbal hyperbole, also said his nation faces a “tidal wave” of Omicron infections. In view of that, perhaps he used “with” intentionally to provide some verbal wiggle room should this turn out to be another motorcycle accident.

The same story reported England had 48,854 news cases of COVID (not specified by strain) on Sunday. That was broken down to 501 out of every 100,000 people in the population now are infected.

The reported number of Omicron infections, as of Sunday, was listed as 3,137. On Monday the health secretary reported 10 people infected with Omicron were in the hospital.

There’s that word “with” again.

It’s possible they all are hospitalized due to the virus. It’s also possible some are there for hernia surgery and happened to test positive for Omicron.

Either way, any student of statistics would tell you that one death from a group of 3,317 people, or even 10 hospitalizations from that number, is statistically insignificant, either calculation coming in at tiny fractions of one percent.

Eventually we will find out if Omicron, which has been characterized by many medical professionals as both very communicable and typically relatively harmless, will turn into a dreaded killer.

For now, hold the panic. And watch what prepositions are used in the reporting.

Johnstown Crime And Poverty: An Update

It was with considerable surprise that I saw in the local newspaper’s weekend edition a comprehensive package of stories dealing with some of the very same issues raised in a post here early last week.

We speak of the city’s abundance of public housing, the transient nature of students in the school district that takes in the city and several surrounding municipalities, and the increasing rate of overall crime in the area.

We will accept the numbers as reported by the newspaper. Those numbers don’t include the surrounding political subdivisions, but in the city proper there were 18,141 residents recorded in the 2020 census. A recent count found that as of Nov. 30 about 3,500 of them were either in public housing or Section 8 housing. This is by definition, low-income housing and it’s a dramatically high percentage.

The school district numbers indicate that over the past three years 2,181 students have enrolled and 854 have left. Nearly 400 came from Philadelphia. Again, staggeringly high numbers.

The report mentions others coming from New York, New Jersey, Florida and Virginia, among a list of places.

There was a total denial from a public housing official regarding use of billboards or printed handouts to recruit tenants from elsewhere for our local facilities.

Fair enough.

But has anyone else ever heard of word-of-mouth advertising? Can we rule out that anytime over, say, the past decade, friends and family have told potential tenants of the sweet deal in Johnstown and those told have checked it out by coming here.

Perhaps they are encouraged to do so from some people involved with public housing; again nothing in writing. Perhaps the Philadelphia operations that deal with low-income people there share, or have shared, the advice, trying to pass the buck here.

There must be some reason for why we get so many people from Philadelphia and similar locations. As someone who grew up here and attended that very same Greater Johnstown School District, graduating in 1973, I didn’t know a single soul who had relocated here from Philadelphia.

That’s in 12 years (13 counting kindergarten). Not one kid from Philadelphia!

I can’t imagine Johnstown is on the minds of many people in Philadelphia, unless the schools are teaching about our natural disaster history with floods. Regardless, that isn’t likely to stimulate the urge to relocate here.

I can tell you that, while I was working for the 2000 census, I had a mother in one of the suburbs tell me she’d relocated here from Philadelphia to get her kids away from the crime there.

But that was 21 years ago.

As for crime locally, the numbers in the story package indicated police calls had increased in recent years both overall and for public housing. But no separate breakdown was available for Section 8 housing.

There was the closest thing to a total denial issued regarding rumors of migrant families being relocated here. A 99-percent occupancy rate was claimed for public housing here, with the addendum that there was virtually no room at the inn and there had been no communication from the Feds regarding making room.

After consuming this expansive package of stories, we’re left with a similar conclusion to that reached in our initial post. Johnstown has changed and is changing, but not for the better as measured by crime and poverty.

Follow This Science

We hear the phrase ad nauseam from the COVID-9 doomsayers who would vaccinate everyone and anything (watch out, Fido) every few minutes: “We’re just following the science.”

In this case the word “science” seems to be vague. More accurate would be “the pseudo-science that supports our preconceived notions.”

And that runs contrary to the basics of the scientific method. In that long-held, tried-and-true process, which now seems to have been thrown on the same ash heap as moral values, patriotism and good citizenship, there are defined steps.

Observe. Ask a question. Form a hypothesis. Test that hypothesis by gathering data. Examine the data gathered. Draw conclusions.

The doom and gloom crowd jumps to the last step and draws the conclusion that each and every COVID-19 strain is worse than what came before — we’re all going to die and we must have so many vaccinations we will come to resemble human pin cushions.

They come to their conclusions without bothering to gather data or analyze it; again unless the data confirms their dire predictions. And this becomes an infinite loop of self-serving cherry picking of data.

So, let’s follow the data from South Africa, alleged ground zero for the Omicron strain of COVID.

Scientists from South Africa (presumably those not on, or about to be on, payrolls of major pharmaceutical firms) say Omicron has been over-hyped.

Symptoms are relatively mild, an observation also shared by scientists in Norway, among other places. Case numbers are high, but serious complications are rare and deaths seem to be about non-existent.

If we follow the science, not the doom porn opportunism, Omicron is no big deal.

While we’re here, let’s examine other “science.”

Criminal science prevailed in the case of Jussie Smollett, the C-list television actor who has been convicted of concocting a story about being attacked by racist, homophobic Trump supporters in Chicago in January 2019.

Smollett apparently thought he had the thing wired considering he is both black and gay.

Social media – megaphone of morons – was rife with self-proclaimed experts weighing in immediately on how despicable the act had been. It began at the top with clueless Joe Biden and trickled down through other usual suspects eager to virtue signal their disgust at this “hate crime.”

Now that the legal system says it was all made up, like Tawana Brawley’s similarly ballyhooed 1971 fictional racial attack, we eagerly await some apologies from the experts who were dead wrong.

From the realm of economic science, perhaps you’ve heard that the “Build Back Better” social spending giveaway program the Democrats are so eager to ram through into law is supposed to be revenue neutral. That’s government-speak for it won’t cost any additional money.

But the Congressional Budget Office was out today with a report that the plan figures to add $3 TRILLION to the deficit from 2022-2031.

I know politicians spending other people’s money tend to fudge. But there’s a lot of room between zero and $3 trillion.

Lastly, we offer a doubleheader of bastardized political science.

First example: New York City will allow non-citizens to vote in its municipal elections – a number put at 800,000 by some. I’m sure the fact that these could be counted on to vote overwhelmingly Democratic has nothing to do with this. Just ignore the blatant Constitutional questions raised by it.

Second example: Facebook’s lawyers, in fighting a defamation case brought by someone who felt wronged when his video was labeled misleading by the social media site’s “fact checkers,” have argued there are no facts used in fact check, but rather just opinions.

When we’re talking opinions, it matters greatly whose opinion is being used as the basis for censorship. The fact that social media is controlled by far-left types, it’s fair to presume that their opinions would tilt far-left, too.

This tends to confirm what has long been argued by conservatives who are randomly blocked, demeaned and otherwise treated as second-class citizens on social media.

Social media needs someone along the lines of Joe “Just The Facts” Friday from the Dragnet TV series as a fact checker.

Some day, perhaps. Maybe when politicians stop misrepresenting costs of their giveaway programs, when COVID data is reported in an even-handed fashion and when race-baiters end up getting their just desserts.

Don’t hold your breath waiting.

Asking, Not Playing 20 Questions

Behold, my variation of 20 questions.

1 — Is anyone else concerned over reports that a Los Angeles school gave a 13-year-old COVID vaccine without his mother’s permission, then allegedly used a bribe of pizza in an attempt to keep him from telling her about the jab?

2– Do you agree with me (as posted here previously) and a Rabobank analyst (writing yesterday) that with each fresh national humiliation Joe Biden is looking more and more like Jimmy Carter, the last one-term Democratic U.S. President?

3 – If Omicron is a highly transmissable, yet mostly harmless COVID variant, doesn’t that help us toward herd immunity, thereby cutting back on the need for vaccines and endless booster shots?

4 – Speaking of COVID, do you find it at all heartening that un-elected, self-appointed vaccine czar Bill Gates is saying now that perhaps the “acute phase” of the virus pandemic might come to an end in 2022?

5 – Are you shocked to read that CNN, the most busted name in news, had to fire Chris Cuomo for journalistic lapses and now is facing allegations that host Don Lemon was tipping off Jussie Smollett that Chicago police weren’t necessarily buying his lynching story?

6 – Anyone else notice that White House mouthpiece DisinJenuous Psaki has the same eyes as described by the Quint character in the movie “Jaws” when he said sharks had “lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes.”?

7 – Should we be relieved by a United Kingdom assertion that the rise in heart conditions among young men is not due to COVID vaccines, but rather is “post-pandemic stress disorder”?

8 – Somehow we all should relax now that CIA chief Bill Burns says his spy network (which advised Joe Biden Afghanistan would not fall quickly to the Taliban) says there is no evidence that Iran is weaponizing its nuclear program?

9 – Are you shaking your head over news that a grocery store in San Francisco has had to install gates and fencing inside the store to make smash-and-grab looting more difficult for the looters?

10 – Can we in the U.S. be far behind the path mandated by the New Zealand prime minister who said that there would be no easing of the COVID vaccination push until all residents have been jabbed – repeatedly?

11 – Have you heard that the Quebec Maple Syrup Producers, the so-called Canadian OPEC of the stuff that tastes so good on pancakes, has had a release from its strategic reserve to cope with shortages?

12 – What does it mean when Food and Drug Administration has asked a judge to give it 75 YEARS before it must release data concerning the Pfizer COVID vaccine?

13 – Are hate crime charges in the future for the man who allegedly set fire to a Christmas tree outside the New York City offices of Fox News?

14 – Should we laugh or cry when Pfizer tells us we need only three of its jabs to neutralize the Omicron COVID variant, the one with extremely mild symptoms and few if any resulting deaths?

15 – And what should we make of over 120 children in Vietnam being hospitalized in the wake of being given a Pfizer COVID vaccine?

16 – Why did it take so long for Clueless Joe Biden’s Marxist nominee for comptroller of the currency to withdraw from consideration in view of the reality that she had no chance of confirmation due to some Democrats joining Republicans in refusing to approve?

17 – Did you know that Dec. 7 was both the anniversary of Japan’s sneak attack on Pearl Harbor and the end of the annual Medicare open enrollment period?

18 – Has anyone else noticed that New England, sans defending Super Bowl champion Tom Brady, has the best record in the NFL’s American Football Conference at 9-4?

19 – Should we be bored that the SEC once again looks poised to claim the top level college football national championship and likely it will be two SEC teams – Alabama and Georgia – who will meet in the title game?

20 – Where does everyone want to go with Brandon?

Johnstown: Where Crime And Poverty Are Growth Industries

I’ve somehow missed it until today, but apparently rumors are rampant that Greater Johnstown is poised for an influx of hundreds of migrant families, presumably from south of our national border.

It’s a different slant on a familiar tale for our area.

One political candidate and frequent critic of both City Government and the Greater Johnstown School District, not that long ago counted 14 low-income housing sites within the city limits.

This doesn’t include the growth of Section 8 housing dispersed through the metropolitan area.

Many of these facilities are kept occupied by advertising campaigns designed to lure those from much larger cities who are on the public dole to come here so their freebie dollars will go further due to our lower cost of living.

The critic’s point is that the resulting influx of people from Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, Baltimore and other urban areas hasn’t exactly resulted in us getting the cream of the crop of those residents.

Read the crime roundup in the local liberal house organ newspaper – whenever the chief propagandist decides to run one – and note how often there are references to people formerly from out of the area and/or still living in those areas, but coming here to pursue free-enterprise ventures such as dealing drugs. That is perhaps while bunking in low-income housing units occupied by associates from the old ‘hood.

These newcomers are bringing more and more crime into an area that, when I was growing up, used to compete for the lowest crime rate in the nation.

Admittedly, critics back then suspected numbers were being massaged, sort of like current-day national election totals or COVID-19 death figures, or the local newspaper’s phone bank, pump-up-the-vote approach to getting us named Hockeyville a few years back.

Regardless, now even a thorough massage wouldn’t get us within spitting (shooting?) distance of those low-crime days.

Looking at statistics on Neighborhoodscout.com, Johnstown is safer per capita than just six percent of cities nationwide.

We should be so proud!

Predictably, our largest area school district, which produces more than its share of unprepared graduates, thinks throwing more money at the problem will solve everything.

Already blessed with more money per pupil than other area school districts due to governmental handouts, administrators are universally Oliver Twist-like with begging bowls in hand asking various governmental agencies, “Please sir, I want some more.”

This is the triumph of hope over experience.

Much was made over Joe Biden’s messy retreat from Afghanistan, an exclamation point to the loss in America’s lengthiest war. That forgets that in the mid-1960’s President Lyndon Johnson declared his War on Poverty, the gameplan being to give, give, give taxpayer dollars to the impoverished.

Almost 60 years later, that “War” rages on, with results arguably worse that those achieved in Afghanistan, both in terms of dollars wasted and limited results achieved.

Certainly the Johnstown battlefield of the War on Poverty has been lost. What once was a small industrial city long on relatively highly paid workers in steel mills and mines, has devolved to an outpost that annually is ranked the poorest town in Pennsylvania with a population under 25,000 people.

Before the crime escalation, Johnstown used to be known as The Friendly City. Due to numerous natural disasters, it also had been called The Flood City.

Now, with poverty the only growth industry locally, we should be The City On The Dole.

Or, in a nod to rampant crime activity, we could be The Crime Capital.

Either fits, unfortunately.