Updated Christmas Songs IV: Idiots Across The Land

Likely you have noticed disenchantment on college campuses regarding Israel.

Stopping just short of proclaiming Kill All Jews, these Hamas supporters as partakers of post-secondary education are pathetically uninformed. But what might one expect when the average college denizen cannot grasp that by definition a student loan is borrowed money that must be repaid?

They chant moronic slogans and wave their signs, many of them stupid in the extreme. These social justice warriors fall into such unlikely categories as Gays for Hamas and Jews for Hamas, neatly ignoring that Hamas would kill either on sight, due to general hatred.

With that in mind, we comment on such idiocy by updating lyrics to the standard We Three Kings of Orient Are.

Idiots on some college quads

Sing the praises of Hamas.

Morons, tools and troglodytes

All cannot see the light.

Why must we endure such crap

When we could just shut their yaps.

Oh, oh, this sad state of education

Bodes not well for our great nation.

Commie reading, leftward leaning

Our youth are just plain dumb.

These elites are so uninformed

Knowing little about the norm.

Backed by many usual suspects

We know now what to expect.

Oh, oh, hold your nose and watch the fools

Being used like useful tools.

Said to be our best and brightest

Instead they are just sad clowns.