The Great Zelenskyy is making the rounds again, begging for more dollars to pour down the rathole that is Ukraine’s war with Russia.
That we keep forking over billions probably has nothing to do with the fact that Ukraine was and most likely is a hotbed of corruption, and our “Big Guy” has in the past seemed to be in it all up to his armpits.
Increasingly, the American public tires of seeing Zelenskyy show up in a T shirt and military-style clothing, shaking his begging bowl. And why does the guy always seem to be standing in a hole compared to all those who are near him?
Zelenskyy’s height is listed at 5-7, which is as big a stretch as his assertions that Ukraine is holding its own in the battle with Russia. Even Ukrainians are tiring of Zelenskyy’s propaganda on that front.
Zelenskyy looks more like Dr. Ruth Westheimer, the famed diminutive who made a name for herself as an unlikely sex therapist. Dr. Ruth’s height is listed as 4-foot, 7-inches. I can personally attest to her lack of stature, having met her at a Super Bowl commissioner’s party once upon a time.
If Zelenskyy is a full foot taller than the good doctor, I’m about 6-10. She also is better dressed and a whole lot more entertaining than Zelenskyy.
We salute Zelenskyy’s constant begging for money with updated lyrics to be sung to the tune of Little Drummer Boy.
Give me money
Pa rum pum pum pum
I have a war to win
Pa rum pum pum pum
This is my thing you see
Pa rum pum pum pum
To spend like I’m a king
Pa rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
So dig deep again
Pa rum pum pum pum
I’m never done
Me Zelenskyy
Pa rum pum pum pum
Ukraine’s my country
Pa rum pum pum pum
We fight a war for you
Pa rum pum pum pum
That we can’t win for you
Pa rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
The Russkies are too good
Pa rum pum pum pum
We’re on the run
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