News And Views: Know Them As The Vaccinated

Call this the Steve Cohen edition of News and Views, for it is an amalgamation of absurdities.

Speaking of absurdities, it was Cohen who whined during a session of Congress recently that ICE is “arresting people simply for the offense of being in the country illegally.”

Well, duh, that is their job, Cohen.

I’m reminded of a meme emailed to me the other day that suggested instead of calling folks such as Cohen the politically incorrect term “retarded,” we instead substitute the euphemism “vaccinated.” So, Cohen obviously is vaccinated.

NEWS: An Afghan national has been arrested in France on charges of raping goats and sheep.

VIEWS: Animal rights types our outraged, dare we say more than if the Afghan had been raping little girls or boys. We await the immigrant defense currently making the rounds in these United States and other countries that such non-native types cannot be guilty since they don’t fully understand the behavior standards in their new lands. Is raping farm animals frowned upon here? A thousand pardons, effendi.

NEWS: A Nigerian man was arrested in Italy after he was observed barbecuing a freshly killed cat on a makeshift grill set up near a children’s playground.

VIEWS: Again, outrage, including some politico branding it “a heinous act that must not go unpunished.” Throw the book at him. Five minutes in jail and a five Lira fine. If only he’d killed a child and barbecued it, no problem.

NEWS: A video making the rounds of social media that was shared on citizenfreepress.com shows a Missouri man pinning a Latino (immigrant status unknown) to the wall of the house waiting for the police to arrive and arrest him for breaking and entering cars and houses in the neighborhood.

VIEWS: The twist, according to the post, is within days he had been promptly released and the alleged miscreant was back on the streets. He subsequently assaulted a massage therapist by exposing himself, beating her and attempting rape. Perhaps no goats or sheep were available?

NEWS: According to a report in the New York Post, a freedom flotilla organized by Swedish eternal adolescent, vaccinated Greta Thunberg, has a leader accused of sexual assault during the voyage.

VIEWS: The Woke type is accused of assaulting not one, not two, but three volunteers, turning the supposed mercy mission to Gaza into a Love Boat remake. And some activist took to social media in the attempt to explain it all away as a cultural misunderstanding. You mean when you say no, it is not yes? A thousand pardons, effendi. By the way, do you own any goats or sheep?

NEWS: The Daily Mail reports an Iranian woman, who was granted residency here under the Barack Hussein Obama regime, was arrested on charges of illegal arms dealing while on her way to the Los Angeles airport to flee to Istanbul.

VIEWS: Expect her to plead ignorance. You mean such is not permitted here? It is A-OK in Iran. A thousand pardons, effendi. And at least I didn’t harm any goats or sheep!